20+ Gnocchi Puns and Jokes for Instagram that Gnocchi Out of the Park

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In need of the perfect gnocchi pun to finish off an Instagram caption, cute greeting card or message?

You’re in the right place. As a total pun nerd (and enthusiast of dumpling types from all around the world), I’ve spent a fair share of time thinking up funny gnocchi puns to share with my friends. 

… And today, I’m going to share them with you! 

I’ve already written lists full of dim sum punsdumpling puns & bao puns. Now it’s time to add gnocchi puns and wordplay to the list. I hope you like these ideas, which go as well with gnocchi as the perfect sauce or side dish 😉

NOTE: These puns and jokes only work assuming we’re using the correct pronunciation of gnocchi, which is nyoh-key. In case you were trying to make them work with “ganoshy” or any of the other mispronunciations out there!

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Fun Gnocchi Puns for Instagram Captions

Let’s start with simple punny gnocchi Instagram captions that you can steal. Whether you need the perfect caption to go with homemade gnocchi made from scratch or a tasty gnocchi restaurant meal, these gnocchi puns will definitely do the job.

Gotta say, I really Gnocchi’d out of the park with this one.

Never say no when a good opportunity Gnocchis on your door.

Meals like these are the Gno-key to my heart.

Gnocchi-ding, this is one of the best meals I’ve ever had.

Um ever heard of Gnocchi-ng? Clearly you’re disturbing a private moment here between me and my meal.

I can-Gnocchi believe how good this is.

Gnocchi Gnocchi Gnocchi’n on Heaven’s Door.

I’m Gnocchi’n on sunshine… woahhhh.

Dang, this meal really Gnocchi’d me out.

Meals like these have a way of Gnocchi’n me off my feet.

It’s a hard Gnocc life for us.

Ready or gnocch, here I come.

I’m Gnocchi-ding when I say this is the meal of my dreams.

Low-cchi the best Gnocchi I’ve had in recent memory.

Cute Gnocchi Puns to Send to Someone Special

In need of a cute gnocchi pun for the special someone in your life? Whether you need gnocchi puns for your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, crush, or bestie, we’re sure these will be the gno-key to their heart.

You have the Gnocchi to my heart!

Gnocchi to happiness is spending time with you.

Gnocchi on wood, I get to see you soon!

You always know how to Gnocchi me off my feet.

I feel so Gnocchi to have you in my life!

Do you Gnocchi how much I love you?

Gnocchi Jokes

Looking for gnocchi themed jokes? Here are some you might like…

Which pasta type gets locked out of the house most often?

Which Disney character is the pasta maker’s favorite?

How did the Italian always lock himself out of the house?
He had Gnocchi.

Why couldn’t the Italian chef get into his restaurant?
He had Gnocchi.

What is the locksmith’s favorite pasta dish?

How did the Italian chef like to start his jokes?
Gnocchi Gnocchi.

Did we miss any of your favorite gnocchi puns?

Let us know in the comments!

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